Ramy

You know why your beard is always tangled? You don't perform ablution well. It's as simple as that.

Why did you quit medical school? The app you're thinking of is called “Snack Swipe.” It'll never work. Go work for your uncle and he'll teach you to be a man.

Let's be clear; you don't use drugs, but you commit adultery...? This is not a profound point of view, it's hypocrisy.

Anyone can be a suspect. Maybe your family was involved, maybe not. Just keep a low profile and it'll all be over.

The month of spiritual purification. Fast properly, read the Quran, no sex, no porn - brother, turn off the MacBook. No porn.

Dena, stop finding yourself like your brother, you're supposed to be home every night at 10pm at the latest. Has anyone seen Ramy lately?

Ramy, habibi, it's mom. Why don't you call me back or return my messages? ... "Estagfirullah"... call me. I just want to know you're okay.

You have to find the right path with Allah. All you do is focus on yourself; why don't you do something for someone else? Help Steve.

Ramy! When are you coming? Long time no see, buddy, give me your flight info and I'll be there.

Surrender, Ramy. Surrender. Stop overthinking things. Listen to your heart, even if it's hard. Maybe you'll find some happiness. Hopefully.

Dude...You want true love? Commit to the right person, obey.

Yeah, I'm starting to think the Verizon guys were right.

He told you about little Ömer. Don't pretend you don't know. Now you have to explain this dog to your parents?! It's forbidden, everything you do is forbidden.

You dress like a skateboarder, but you don't know how to skateboard?

The shower keeps clogging up. My feet are standing in a puddle of sweaty body water - do you know that feeling? You've showered but your feet are still dirty.

Pray two rak'ats for Ruther Bader Ginsburg.

Ramy is put in a difficult situation when his bachelor party with his friends goes wrong.

Masr ummi al world... and always will be. But what I need now is America. You'll see, Father. Hopefully.

Yes. Mexicans can go to heaven.

Can we just pray together now?

Are you watching horse porn?

Ramy, Ramy, Ramy, Harami

Egypt will be just like America.

The prayer mat is not for sale.

I don't care about your halal/haram ratio.

The whole village is crying.

Emotional labor.

I'm praying, I'll be back soon.

Austin Powers is an example of classic cinema.

Maktoub.